👽🍕 Alien Eye Premium Heavyweight Hooded Sweatshirt: The Pizza-Pocalypse Is Here 🔥✨

Product Description:

The Alien Eye Premium Heavyweight Non-Hooded Sweatshirt is a deliciously dystopian take on alien invasion, featuring a slice of pizza with an eyeball in the middle—because why would extraterrestrials use flying saucers when they can become saucy slices and take over from within?

Made from 13.5 oz premium heavyweight cotton/poly blend, it’s perfect for late-night snack sessions, ironic movie marathons, or just embracing your place in the pizza-pocalypse. One slice closer to total alien domination.

Wear this if you:

✅ Suspect your pizza delivery guy is part of the invasion
✅ Think satire is best served cheesy
✅ Believe aliens would totally disguise themselves as comfort food

Features (Out-of-This-World Comfort 👽🍕):

✔ 13.5 oz 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester – Thick and cozy for every phase of the invasion.
✔ Ribbed Side Body Panels & 3" Cuffs – Keeps you snug through close encounters.
✔ Reversed Coverstitch for a Luxe Finish – Durable enough for alien-proof style.
✔ Premium Heavyweight Feel – Built for surviving both winters and planetary takeovers.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a slice of satire with a side of existential dread. Wear it, enjoy the absurdity, and remember: once the pizza starts watching you, it’s already too late. 👽🍕🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.